I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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