some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I don't think brook has ever known best
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
this is an emotional support booty call
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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