Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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