Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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