So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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