Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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