So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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