week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
