return my video game
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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