Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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