awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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