god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Couch. On fire.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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