No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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