Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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