I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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