i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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