Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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