I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
where are you?
Hypothermia
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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