but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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