i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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