So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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