We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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