I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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