my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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