Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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