why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she looked like the before picture.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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