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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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