How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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