he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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