Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Are we still banned from the library?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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