The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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