I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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