question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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