I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
