I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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