why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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