Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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