Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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