Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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