this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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