Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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