No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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