I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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