No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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