In the future we'll all be gay
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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