i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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