he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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