I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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