You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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