Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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