My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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