Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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