I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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