and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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