So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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